(NO. THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS)

Dang!Fever





After a fun but brief circle-jerk with Estrogen and Blush (five shows, one album, and a record deal), Michael has returned to his roots....or rather, his bedroom...and only comes out for food, bathroom, or work. Ask not what you can do for your Macintosh, but what your Macintosh can do for you. I've seen more of Michael's pubic hair on the toilette seat, than I've seen of Michael in the past month. But you know what? As long as he keeps doing what he does best, god bless him. Ever wonder what it would feel like to take ecstasy and stick your beard in a blender...assuming that your beard were your penis, and that blender was the hole in you sub-woofer?
DANG!FEVER